Edward Anderson

Media Victim

Marion Bentley

Narrator

David Bohn

Meteorologist

Stephanie Breinholt

Carol Appleby

Travis Cantrell

Gordon Appleby

Georgia Cullimore-Faux

Columnist

Ted Gulbekian

Analyst

Rob Holt

Pool Cleaner

Karl Huddleston

T.V. Host

Job Matusow

Maximillian Saddles

Bob Nelson

Linguist

Mark Murdock

Communist Man

Keith Williams

Housekeeper