Kevin Sorbo

Poolboy

Danny Trejo

Ceasar

Ross Patterson

Saint James St. James

Jason Mewes

Doug

Desi Lydic

Diana Torres

Edi Patterson

Peters

Bryan Callen

Eduardo

Mark Curry

Captain O'Malley

Robert LaSardo

Spider

Alanna Ubach

Karen

Ahmed Best

Sidney Moncrief

Paul Ben-Victor

Kip Tippington

Cherise Bangs

Hot Hostess

Al Carabello

Miguel Santiago

Robert Caso

Bob

Jennifer Elise Cox

Rita

Nick Thune

Barry

Gary Valentine

Officer Murdock

Matt Winston

Officer Dalton

Jean St. James

Betsy Ross

Rachel Ann Mullins

Lobster Girl

Richard Karn

Bill Witherspoon

Jacqui Holland

New Rita

Bryan Krasner

Officer Houlihan / Lumberjack Billy Ryans

Courtney Gains

Gil Highdecker

Keena Ferguson

Joanna

Brendan McCarthy

Paramedic Sir Larry Haverford

Benton Jennings

Adolf Hitler

Braxton Davis

Dr. Gelford

Joe Hang

Poker Player

Akira Lane

Susan Thompson / Vietnamese Girl

Jennifer Popagain

Lobster Girl

Rick Ferro

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