Lee Tergesen

Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson

Money Maker

Lauren Stamile

Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh

Kim Millers

Cameron Van Hoy

Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho

Brown Finger

Akon

Himself

Michael Blackson

Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo

Dalmat

Barbara Moore

Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan

Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen

Fireman

Lauren Gores

News Reporter

Monty Cox

Old Man

Andrew Bowen

Doctor

Julia Kate Rappaport

Little Girl

Danny Jacobs

Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald

Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas

Joe

Jenny McCarthy

Herself

Donnie Wahlberg

Himself

Eli Bildner

Stoner #1

Ben Pace

Stoner #2

JC Coccoli

Party Girl #1

Krista Kalmus

Party Girl #2

Deborah Herrera

Party Girl #3

Harel Calderon

Party Patron #1

Jake McLean

Jimmy

Sam Upton

Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor

Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz

Albanian Thug #3

Koby Azarly

Albanian Thug #4

Nick Gracer

Albanian Thug #5

Ken Mareno

Albanian Thug #6

Marianne Taylor

Receptionist

Deborah Baker Jr.

Sue

Lukas Haas

Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee

Buddy #2

Nik Dodani

Raja

Bonny

All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)

Paxton the Dog

Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson

Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski

Shopper (uncredited)

Sian Vilaire

Housekeeper (uncredited)

Luca Belloiu

Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)

Aleksey Solodov

Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)