Trevor Howard

Sir Henry Rawlinson

Vivian Stanshall

Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator

Patrick Magee

Reverend Slodden

Denise Coffey

Mrs E

J.G. Devlin

Old Scrotum

Harry Fowler

Buller Bullethead

Sheila Reid

Lady Florrie Rawlinson

Suzanne Danielle

Candice Rawlinson

Daniel Gerroll

Ralph Rawlinson

Ben Aris

Lord Tarquin of Staines

Liz Smith

Lady Phillipa of Staines

Susan Porrett

Porcelain

Ian McDiarmid

Reg Smeeton

Jeremy Child

Peregrine Maynard

Gary Waldhorn

Max

Simon Jones

Joachim

Talfryn Thomas

Teddy Tidy

Michael Crane

Humbert Rawlinson

Toni Palmer

Rosie Onetooth

Nicholas McArdle

Seth Onetooth

Vernon Dudley Bowhay Nowell

Nigel Nice

Eiji Kusuhara

Fortyninesah

Tony Sympson

Old Man

Jimmy Cuomo

Barber

Peter Moss

Barber

Julian Smedley

Barber