Joshitsuo Montoya

Colonel Kill

Kevin Strange

Wilhelm

Devlin Wilder

Robinson

Andrew Varble

Nickolas

Katie Deerest

Nancy

Tanya Fox

Jannet

Tim O'Saben

Jables

Jonny Jonny

Mrs. Crabtree / Driver

David Wayne Black

Crazy Bum

Thaddeus Starbuckle

Rance

Ty Bech

Bob

Lauren Hotlips

Liquor Store Girl

Erin Sexybuns

Sally

Nick Brian Walters

Shemp Hands (as Nick Head)