Rob Lowe

The Weevil

Jamie Kennedy

Amok

Thomas Haden Church

The Strobe

Jordan Ladd

Nightbird

Mike Schwartz

U.S Bill

Paget Brewster

Ms. Indestructible

Kelly Coffield Park

Power Chick

Sean Gunn

Alien Orphan

Judy Greer

Deadly Girl

James Gunn

Minute Man

Jim Zulevic

Mr. Smart

Lauren Cohn

Eight

Jenna Fischer

College Girl

Lee Kirk

Reporter

Johnny Mountain

New Anchor

John Doe

Eight

Abdul Salaam El Razzac

Eight

Tom Dorfmeister

Eight

Brian Gunn

Eight

Chuti Tiu

Eight

Samantha Cannon

Eight

Barry Del Sherman

Zip Boy

Mark A. Altman

Hazmat Recovery Team

Robert Meyer Burnett

Hazmat Recovery Team

Mark Gottwald

Groovy Busboy

Matt Champagne

Joel Tippin

Taryn Manning

Autograph Hound

Beau Weaver

Toy Commerical Announcer

Jordan Warkol

Toy Commerical Kid

Louis Martin Braga III

Toy Commerical Kid

Valerie Long

Reporter

Christopher Shea

Reporter

Patricia Gaul

U.S Bill's Mother

Scott Torrence

Pinball Wizard

Frank Medrano

Orestes

Melissa Joan Hart

Sunlight Grrrll

Judith Drake

Verdict's Secretary

Michael Weatherly

Verdict

Chase Masterson

Moira Murphy

Ellie Cornell

Linda (uncredited)