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Trampled Boy MacGuffin

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Inanna, Evil Go-Go Dancer

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Ninja

John Sinclair

Radio DJ

Keith Bien

Galileo

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Bureaucratic Angel

Jerry Morris

Cajun Chef

Severed Hand

Himself

Karl DeMolay

Zombie!

Richard Barron

Alien 1

Geno Napoli

Alien 2

Dale Ashmun

Himself

Ted E. Bear

Himself

Jeanette Hauser

Natalie Asparagus

Garth Currie

Himself

Veronica Russell

Veronica

Allen Houston

Powdered Bum

Mike Lyddon

TV Hotel Host

Mike Lyddon

Les Shankportion

Jeff Hockenheimer

Preacher

Susie Labry

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