Sean Kellman

Cash Canty / Prince Edward of Gelfland

Robert Englund

Kratski

Vincent Schiavelli

Baumgarten

Jennifer O'Neill

Queen Albertina

Jason Strickland

CT

Linda Cardellini

Melissa

Shepard Koster

Peter

Arye Gross

Vince

C. Thomas Howell

Dean

Katie Johnston

Galina

Allyce Beasley

Constance

Gregory Poppen

Bodybuilder

Steven Green

Bodyguard

Lawrence DiBlasio

Bodyguard

Alyse Mandel

Maid

Timothy Bottoms

Johnny Canty

Jon Voight

Narrator