Robert Townsend

Mr. Five

Josh Zuckerman

Brendan

Stuart Margolin

Mephisto

Noel Fisher

Tom

Caroline Elliott

Twyla / Su Su

Iris Quinn

Ginger

Stephen E. Miller

Joe Huntoon

Crystal Heidrick

Loretta

Morgan Fairchild

Babylonia

Betty Phillips

Grammy

Claire Riley

Teacher

Linda Ko

Paramedic

Scott McNeil

Temptor

Charles Buettner

Trekkie

Kyle Labine

Randy

Natasha Wilson

Taline

Nicki Clyne

Heather

Kristie Marsden

Blair

Brent Glenen

Chad

Henry Mah

Doctor

Adrien Dorval

Tom's Dad

Merrilyn Gann

Grace

Dion Johnstone

Highway Patrol Officer

James Michalopolous

Hagup

Scott Wilson

Minion

Aaron Grain

Rude boy

Kerry Blouin

Swing Dancer

Joe Mantegna

Himself

Jason Griffith

Friendly Letter Carrier

Gus Lynch

Carl