Lauren Holt

Emma Manicotti (voice)

Dana Snyder

Alfredo Manicotti (voice)

Lavell Crawford

Chub (voice)

Jess Harnell

Halfway / Lawyer / Newscaster 1 (voice)

William Sanderson

Al Dente Bob (voice)

Dammon Earl Hughes

MC Bernie (voice)

Jeff Campanella

Well Dressed National (voice)

Regina Ting Chen

Newscaster 2 (voice)

L. Warren Young

Old Man (voice)

Candi VandiZandi

Barista (voice)

Mary Spender

Mary (voice)

Bonnie Wild

Calming Voice (voice)

Teke Tabor

Kent Trey (voice)