Mark Fischbach

Mark

Jordan Bradley

Captain

Lio Tipton

Lady

Steve Taylor

Computer (voice)

Rosanna Pansino

Professor Beauregard

Morgan Calhoun

Bandit

Arin Hanson

Narrator (voice)

Mick Lauer

Gunther B. Gunnerson / Detective

Pamela Horton

Celcionna F. Kelvina

Robert Muyskens

Burt

Wade Barnes

Wug / Wubba

Matthew Patrick

Mack

Holt Boggs

Shuttle Pilot

Linda Bradshaw

Dorene L. Whitacre

Ethan Nestor

Agent Crank / Wormhole

Tyler Scheid

Agent Smiles

Brian Wecht

Ninja Crew

Dan Avidan

Sexy Crew

Robert Rexx

Diner Staff

Baldermort

Invincible Tower

Michael Gregory

Bam Bam

Andrew Rose Gregory

Sparkles McGhee

Evan Gregory

Cue Tip

Mo Alfy

Joe / Murder Victim

Sara Burke

Widow / Window Guard

Carlos Pena

Crew 1

Roderick Loving

Crew 2

Jason C Campbell

Crew 3

Judy Lee

Crew 4

Sophia Tinsley

Crew 5

Reggie Lussier

Crew 6

Kai Woodley

Crew 7

Gabriel Leite

Crew 8

Amani Alexander

Crew 9

Adam Weightman

Crew 10

Imane Anys

Cryo Computer (voice)