Simon Brint

Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Rowland Rivron

Duane Bishop

Lee Cornes

Dickie Valentino

Tilly Vosburgh

Tilly

Stephen Frost

Reg Prince

Mark Arden

Johnny Blackpool

Paul Mark Elliott

Bernie Cosmos

Sam Graham

Fergus

Alexander Armstrong

Tim

Chris Palmer

Crispian Sprote

Mark Bannister

Marcus

Mac McDonald

Mort Clayton

Mark Benton

Barman

Arnold Brown

Man on Train

Emma Longworth

Ems

Alana Carlucci

Receptionist

Luke Hartley Scott

Boy

Ian Hill

Accordionist

Jan Price

Trudi

Henry House

Spider Bishop

Mary Maxted

Old Lady

Sylvia Grant

Shopper

Eduardo

Himself

Jonathan Ross

Himself

Penny Smith

Herself

Jools Holland

Band Member (Uncredited)

Gilson Lavis

Band Member (Uncredited)