James D. Rolfe

The Nerd

Jeremy Suarez

Cooper

Sarah Glendening

Mandi

Stephen Mendel

General Dark Onward

Helena Barrett

Sergeant Molly McButter

Time Winters

Dr. Zandor

Nathan Barnatt

Keith Apicary

Bear McCreary

Zombie

Kyle Mac

Doug Walker

Himself

Robbie Rist

Alien

Lloyd Kaufman

Himself

Jessica Rockwell

Barcade Babe

David Dastmalchian

Sgt. L J Ng

Milynn Sarley

Hot Chick

Robert Dunne

Asterios Kokkinos

Robb Stech

Soldier

Whitney Moore

Bride

Pat Contri

Disappointed Gamer #1

Mike Matei

Mike Matei

Kyle Justin

Guitar Guy

Andre Meadows

Andre Meadows

Logan Grove

Bradley

Howard Scott Warshaw

Himself

Bobby Charles Reed

Bernie Cockburn

Eddie Pepitone

Mr. Swann

Matt Conant

Death Mwauthzyx