Helen Shapiro

Helen

Craig Douglas

Craig

John Leyton

Himself

Chubby Checker

Himself

Del Shannon

Himself

Gary U.S. Bonds

Himself (as Gary [U.S.] Bonds)

Felix Felton

Mayor

Arthur Mullard

Police Chief

Timothy Bateson

Coffee Shop Owner

Hugh Lloyd

Usher

Ronnie Stevens

TV Director

Frank Thornton

TV Director

Derek Nimmo

Head Waiter

Mario Fabrizi

Spaghetti Eater

Arnold Diamond

TV Panellist

Deryck Guyler

Narrator

Ferdy Mayne

Head Waiter

Victor Harrington

Town Councillor

Bruce Lacey

Gardener

John Tatum

Chauffeur

Priscilla Paris

Herself