Simon Phillips

James

Craig Conway

Ampersand

Gemma Atkinson

Hannah

Stephanie Leonidas

Patch

Billy Murray

Dr. Leaner

Martin Kemp

Zeus

Richard E. Grant

Ian

Keeley Hazell

Kirsty

Nicola Posener

Emma

Martin Compston

Adam

Sheridan Smith

Lisa

Colin Salmon

Dr. Learner

Neil Maskell

Hands Henry

David Easter

Mr. Johnson

Dominic Burns

Neil

Rita Ramnani

Jenny

Adele Silva

Zara

Jill Halfpenny

Suzy

Marcia Do Vales

Brazilian Party Girl

Stephanie Knight

Pretty Party Girl

Johanna Thea

Demi-Goddess (uncredited)