Alicia Witt

Claire Goldstein

Harvey Fierstein

Bennett

Brooke Langton

Sabrina

Johnny Galecki

Arthur

Ivan Sergei

Eddie / Carl / Ben

Marlo Thomas

Sheila Goldstein

Elliott Gould

Bernie Goldstein

Tammy Townsend

Alice

Molly Hagan

Janine Goldstein

Estelle Harris

Aunt Velva

Pat Crawford Brown

Grandma Ida Weinberg

Zachary Kranzler

Jeremy

Joe Mazza

Barry / Bo

Sulo Williams

Manny

Sandra Bernhard

Bibi Carlson

Shannon Finn

Karen

Jacqueline Klein

Laura

Peter Quartaroli

Guacamole Alan

Christopher Douglas

Threeway Tommy

Robert M. Koch

Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch)

Yuri Lane

Rejected Music Student #1

Mai Huynh

Rejected Music Student #2

Alan Dale

Uncle Joe

Mara Casey

Administrative Assistant

James Carraway

Mohammed

Petri Hawkins-Byrd

Fire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd)

Joshua Preven

Preppy Cute Guy #1

Tony Daly

Preppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly)

Billy Phenix

Fred, The Cross Dresser

Susan Chesler

Alexa

Domenic Saso

Accordian Player

Kate Weiman

New York Woman