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Dennis Carter

Jennifer Saunders

Lesley Reynolds

Peter Richardson

Harvey Duncan

Robbie Coltrane

Det. Sgt. Troy

Nigel Planer

Gunter

Keith Allen

Wong

Dawn French

Andrea

Daniel Peacock

Jim Jarvis

Ronald Allen

Commander Robertson

Alexei Sayle

Motorbike Cop

Michael Elphick

Constable Collins

Patrick Durkin

Constable Franks

Marika Rivera

B&B Lady

Rita Treisman

Mrs Carter

Lanah P

Lana

Neil Cunningham

Hotel Waiter

David Beard

DJ

Kevin Allen

Shop Assistant

Rebecca Harold

Sarah, 'The Daughter'

Alexander Harold

Damien, 'The Son'