Nick Mathis

John

Erin Bodine

Jacklyn

Anne McDaniels

Renee

Alexander Cardinale

Hank

Elizabeth Sandy

Sassy Boots

Sarah Smick

Cammy "Moley Mole"

Ryan Jordan

Jim

Shana Gagnon

News Host

Kristina Lynn Bell

Squished News Reporter

Courtney Podraza

"Giant" Correspondent

Brian Finifter

Disappointed Guy

Sabrina Morris

Optimistic Girl

Anastasia Baranova

"Giant" Interviewee Girl

Kevin Kelly

"Giant" Interviewee Guy

Jared Higgins

Screaming Man

Mark Heiliger

Yelling Man

Chad Peter

Camera Man

Ashley Rae Quintilone

Foul-mouthed Beach Girl

Chad Anderson

Pest Kid 1

Tyler Cruz

Pest Kid 2

Hunter Crane

Pest Kid 3

Taylor Ward

Pest Kid 4

Shane Carther Thomas

Pest Kid 5

Daphna Cardinale

Pole-smoking Girl

Eric Branco

Mike

David Snider

Car-repairing Sleeze-ball

Shirin Tavakoli

Hot Beach Party Girl 1

Chandler Morris

Nipple Party Dude

Cloe Zimmerman

Hot Beach Party Girl 2

Teague Chrystie

Red-haired Beach Party Dude

Michael Bailey

Marine

Devon Read

Marine

Jeffrey McCoy

Marine

Devon Halverson

Marine