Dirk Benedict

M. Harry Smilac

Tanya Roberts

Candace Vandervagen

Roddy Piper

Quick Rick Roberts

Louis Albano

Capt. Lou Murano

Barry Gordon

Sheldon Brockmeister

Charles Nelson Reilly

Vic Carson

Billy Barty

Tim McClusky

John Astin

Scotty

Sydney Lassick

Shapiro

John Fujioka

Mr. Kim

Kellie Martin

Missy Roberts

M.G. Kelly

TV Interviewer

Sam Fatu

Tonga Tom (as The Tonga Kid)

Sione Vailahi

Axe the Cannibal (as The Barbarian - Sione Vailahi)

Tom Kasat

Hammer the Cannibal (as Tijoe Khan)

Bruno Sammartino

Himself

Richard Fliehr

Himself

Freddie Blassie

Himself

Adnan Al-Kassie

Himself

Sanford Clark

Wheelchair Man

Dennis Fimple

Elmo

Leslee Bremmer

Girl in Bikini

Afa Anoa'i

The Samoans

Sika Anoa'i

The Samoans

Jay Johnstone

Himself

Chick Hearn

Booth Announcer / Himself

Michel Lamarche

The Mad Russian