Amanda Barrie

Queen of Tonga

Sanjeev Bhaskar

The Mayor

Kevin Bishop

Dick Whittington

Julian Clary

Chris the Cat

Vanessa Feltz

Mrs. Fitzwarren

James Fleet

Alderman Fitzwarren

Harry Hill

The Painter

Lee Mack

Idle Jack

Paul Merton

The Captain

Tina O'Brien

Maid of Tonga

Debra Stephenson

Alice Fitzwarren

Jessica Hynes

The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)

Mark Williams

King Rat

Richard Wilson

Sally the Cook

Myleene Klass

Herself (as Hear'Say)

Suzanne Shaw

Herself (as Hear'Say)

Noel Sullivan

Himself (as Hear'Say)

Danny Foster

Himself (as Hear'Say)

Karl Hughes

Rat