Ricky Grover

Bulla

Peter Capaldi

Peter Van Gellis

Omid Djalili

Jik Jickkles

Steven Berkoff

Guru Shah

Dave Legeno

Gypsy Dave

Rufus Hound

Kai

Geoff Bell

Geoff

Roland Manookian

Roland

Gabrielle Richens

Rosie Lee

Rochelle Humes

Jodie

Ciarán Griffiths

Carl Thompson

Tracy Kirby

Pat Stone

Lorraine Stanley

Flossy

Ashley Thomas

Bubba Joe

Laila Morse

Aunt Queenie

Tulisa Contostavlos

Shanikwa

Philip Harvey

Arresting Police Officer

Brian Croucher

Mr Eels

Steven Kwon

Tourist (uncredited)