Arman Darbo

Ulysses

Chloe Ray Warmoth

Ugly Duck

Eric Roberts

Alpha Altruist

J.P. Manoux

Presenter

Nick Moran

Clerk

Bill Oberst Jr.

Philanthropist

Jesse Heiman

Dorm Resident

Shannon Briggs

Jörg Doberman (voice)

Nhya Cedon

Iconic F

Ellen Clifford

Pasty F

Camille Curtis

Redneck Girl

Donzell Lewis

Priest

Rosie Okumura

Cat Purry (voice)

Ryan Simantel

Optimist Captain

Reginald James

Optimist 3