Matt Vancil

Duamerthrax

Steve Wolbrecht

Chris

Nathan Rice

Gabriel

Don Early

Silent Jim

Airan Sea Wilson

Rigor Mortis

Matt Jay

Albrecht

Andy Dotson

The Cipher

Jesse Stratton

Kincaid

Steve Payne

Wolf

Barry J. Johnson

Narrator (voice)

Krystel Torkko

Katie

Matt Agee

Janitor

Jason Doyle

Pizza Guy

Eric Stuen

Editor

Cora Reuter

Trophy Girlfriend

Christine Burton

Realist

Reid Farris

Dead Boyfriend

Curt Hubert

Jeff

Michael Graham

Burrito Boy

Jeffro Thompson

Right On!

Heather Sewell

Deli Customer

Emily Olsen

Deli Customer

Keely Rohweder

Deli Customer

Christine Bumpous

Mime

Ainslie Kopperud

Safety Officier

Brandi Nichols

Escorted Student

Jacob Nelson

Phantom Organist

Erik Samuelson

Talkative Drunk

Jason Hanson

Agreeable Drunk

John Schock

Comatose Drunk

Brian O'Hanlon

Resident Assistant

Greg Pickett

Bible Thumper

Jay Torgerson

Agnostic

Don Jacobson

News Anchor

Jake M. Casberg

Deskworker

Michael Tricocne

Innocent Youth

Erik Helweg

Innocent Youth