Jim Varney

Dr. Otto VonSchnick / Rudd Hardtact / Laughin' Jack / Guy Dandy / Auntie Nelda / Ernest P. Worrell

Glenn Petach

Otto's Head-Hand

Myke R. Mueller

Lance Sterling

Jackie Welch

Doris Talbot

Daniel Butler

Slave Willie

Esther Huston

Tina Nelson

Tina Goetze

Rhonda Sue

Jennifer Wood

Monique

David Landon

Bank Pres. Rutherford

Mac Bennett

V.P. #1

Winslow Stillman

Lance's Dad

Mary Jane Harvill

Lance's Mom

Irv Kane

Herr Vonschnick

Leslie Potter

Mme. Vonschnick

Bill Middleton

Man at Autoteller

Nancy Alderson

Woman at Autoteller

Bonnie Keen

Checkout Girl

Shauree Crooks

Shopper

Bill Byrge

Gas Station Attendant

Tom Nix

Gas Station Customer

Royce Clark

Suburbanite

Mac Pirkle

Drunk