Chris Lilley

Phil Olivetti / Ricky Wong / Ja'mie King / Daniel Sims / Nathan Sims / Pat Mullins

Jennifer Byrne

Narrator (voice)

Mick Graham

Terry

Chung Jade Koh

Chun

Maria Angelico

Mel

Emma Clapham

Brianna

Adrienne Couper Smith

Emma

Deborah Jones

Kerry

Taylor Potter

Tyson

Tracey Mathers

Shelly

Woody Miles

Jordan

Frieda McKenna

Frieda

Carol Chong

Carol

Ferdinand Hoang

Mr. Wong

Pixie Jones

Tracy

Nyathan Hoth Mai

Sonali

Jhyll Teplin

Mrs. King

Lise Rodgers

Mrs. Welham

Steven Abdilla

Stevie J

Bill Lee

Professor Lee

Mariel Wong

Auditionee / Deborah Mailman

Louis Corbett

Jeremy

Cathy Freeman

Self

Vince Colosimo

Self

Jane Hopkins

Jane

Gayle DeLosa

Lorraine

Jess Young

Cathy Freeman

Ethan Thoi

Captain Cook

Jack Charles

Aboriginal Elder

Corleen Cooper

Professor Maza

Adam Ford

Mr. Butell

Nicole Brady

Journalist

Cara Foley

Cara

Jamie Collins

Jamie Sims

Julia Collins

Julie Sims

Andrew Walker

Sam

Rueben Heenan

Craig

Donald Baigent

Malcolm

Zac Jardine

Tom

Katie Collins

Cathy

Peter Hearne

Senior Official

Genevieve Moore

Door Attendant

Jill Singer

Awards MC

Sancia Robinson

Casting Agent