Richard Wilson

Victor Meldrew

Annette Crosbie

Margaret Meldrew

Doreen Mantle

Jean Warboys

Peter Cook

Martin Trout

Edward de Souza

Afonso

Joan Sims

Lady on Plane

Eamonn Walker

Hugo

Louis Mahoney

Humphrey

Louise Duprey

Shirley

Craig Ferguson

Glaswegian

Anna Nicholas

Isabella

Benjamim Falcão

Old Woman

Margarida Rosa Rodrigues

Waitress

Augusto Portela

Policeman

Eduardo Viana

Policeman

José Gomes

Farmworker

Jorge Parente

Farmworker

André Maia

Fisherman

Jorge Sequerra

Coastguard

João D'Ávila

Mortuary Assistant

Maria d'Aires

Mortuary Assistant

Luís Zagalo

Photo Shop Owner

Lídia Franco

Maria

João Lagarto

Cabbie

Claire Porter

Girl in Pool (uncredited)