Tony DeCamillis

Jack Taylor

Hunter Tylo

Rachel Montgomery

Joey Sculthorpe

Alex Taylor

Paul Sorvino

Laszlo Pryce

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

Tommy Sutton

Zachery Ty Bryan

Deke

Danielle Fishel

Gloria

Justin Timberlake

Valet

Joey Fatone

Pizza Guy

Britney Spears

Flight Attendant

Kenny Rogers

Pilot

Ashley Parker Angel

Salesman

Rich Cronin

Cop

JC Chasez

Pizza Guy

Lance Bass

Flight Engineer

Chris Kirkpatrick

Pizza Patron

Kevin Eubanks

Jazz Performer

Dustin Diamond

Waiter

Jermaine Jackson

Jermaine Jackson

Art Garfunkel

Art Garfunkel

Ellen Albertini Dow

Ms. Fleisher

Erik-Michael Estrada

Salesaman

Gilbert Gottfried

Record Store Boss

Dwayne Johnson

Mugger

Dennis Keiffer

Henchman

Ron Yuan

Friend #4

Nina Kaczorowski

Bartender

Chick Hearn

Announcer

Kim Garfunkel

Kim Garfunkel

C.J. Byrnes

Reporter (uncredited)