Tom Arnold

Bill Williams

Eric Gores

Aaron Roman

Linda Hamilton

Susan Mandeville

Joe Mantegna

Davis Roman

Henry Winkler

Johnny Bernstein

Richard Edson

Guy Prince

Shannon Elizabeth

Shelby Roman

Brenda Strong

Bonnie Roman

Arielle Kebbel

Arielle

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq

Bill Goldberg

Bill Goldberg

Pat O'Brien

Pat O'Brien

Eric Dickerson

Coach

Charles Napier

Eyepatch-wearing Two Spies boss

Lisa Wilhoit

Fake Reporter No. 2

Melissa Price

Melissa

Brianne Davis

Maria

Melissa Steach

Receptionist

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis

Penelope Spheeris

Penelope Spheeris

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold

Yvette Nicole Brown

Bunny

Gabrielle Sanalitro

Val (As Gabrielle Sanalitro)