Troye Sivan

John 'Spud' Milton

John Cleese

Mr. 'The Guv' Edly

Sven Ruygrok

Rambo

Jamie Royal

Henry 'Gecko' Barker

Tom Burne

Vern 'Rain Main' Blackadder (as Thomas Burne)

Josh Goddard

Charlie 'Mad Dog' Hooper

Travis Hornsby

Boggo

Byron Langley

Simon Brown

Tanit Phoenix

Eve - Mrs. Wilson

Jason Cope

Sparerib - Mr. Wilson

Genna Blair

Mermaid - Debbie

Charlbi Dean

Amanda

Julie Summers

Mrs Milton

Aaron McIlroy

Mr Milton

Blessing Xaba

Fatty

Alex McGregor

Christine

Brenda Ngxoli

Innocence