Brad Jones

Craig Golightly / The Cinema Snob

Rob Walker

Neil Hall

Tamara Lynn Chambers

Shelley Songs

Korey Goodwin

Brycycle

John Means

Earl Pasterton

Laura Luke

Virginia Pasterton

Doug Walker

Bally Joe

Malcolm Ray

Uber Driver

Fard Muhammad

Rich Laughlin

Ray Villarreal

Hector

Travis Marsala

Dr. Jones

Yayo Gutierrez

Steve Gutternstein

Ian Bonds

Ian

Lloyd Kaufman

Stanley Golightly

Flynn Hanners

Sheriff

Ryan Mitchelle

Dan Phillips / Yukyuk

Zachary La Voy

Lavoyrock (as Zach Lavoy)

Matt Zion

Convention Fan 1

Walter Banasiak

Convention Fan 2

Joe Means

Barnacle Fan

Korey Coleman

Theater Commentator 1

Martin Thomas

Theater Commentator 2

Bianca Queen

Alien Girl

Buford Stowers

Movie Neil

Sammy Gonzalez

Announcer (as Sam Gonzalez)

David Gobble

Clown Driving Car (uncredited)