Ogie Alcasid

Angelina Arespacochaga / Yaya Marimar

Michael V.

Yaya Rosalinda Lucero / Sean Philip / Bonggang-Bonggang Bong-Bong / Konsensyang Anghel / Konsensyang Devil / Duchess of Wellington

Aiko Melendez

Mommy

Jomari Yllana

Daddy

Leo Martinez

Principal

Iza Calzado

Eve, The Lady Boss

Roxanne Guinoo

Teacher Cruz

Jojo Alejar

Sgt. Sarge

Sheena Halili

May Dacono

Pekto

Bernard

John Feir

Rey

Victor Aliwalas

Isko Driver

Jojit Lorenzo

Gay Promodizer

Daiana Menezes

Yayang Foreigner

Tess Bomb

Yayang Mataba

Antonette Garcia

Yayang Payat / Timid

Rita Rosario G. Carlos

Yayang Punk (as Rita 'Tart' Carlos)

Jenny Fajardo

Studio Reporter