Bobby Ciraldo
Hamlet
Robert Richard Jorge
Claudius
Andrew Swant
Horatio
Dustin Diamond
Bernardo
Mark Metcalf
Speedy McSpitty
Majel Barrett
Queen Robot (voice)
Trace Beaulieu
Evil Robot (voice)
Kevin Murphy
King Robot (voice)
Kumar Pallana
Kumar of India
Mark Borchardt
Gravedigger
Gregg Turkington
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Mike Schank
Gravedigger's Friend
Michael Q. Schmidt
Officer Norton
Tay Zonday
Laertes (voice)
Leslie Hall
Zombie Killer
Mark Proksch
Vincent Price
Bob (Archive Footage)
Samwell
Communications Officer
Harmony Murphy
Ophelia
Xav Leplae
Polonius
Kelly Cunningham
David Robbins
Norwegian Captain
Eric Gerber
Fortinbras
Sarah Price
Triplet Judges
Ayesha Mohan
Greeter
Drew Rosas
Daniel / Nathaniel
Nick Sommer
Le Petomane
Logan Albert
Lord Logan
Stephanie Barber
Zombie
Peter Barrickman
Player
Peter Batchelder
The Executioner
Patrick Buckley
Lord
Roseanne Champagne
Lay Rose
Ray Chi
The Unicorn
John Chiaverina
Lord (As Juiceboxxx)
Matt Cook
Pirate
Paul Finger
Pirate Captain
Nicholas Frank
Hamlet Clones
James Franklin
Diablo Weinstein
Mike Johnson
Linda Lay
Transmission Specialist
Didier Leplae
First Player
Faythe Levin
Lady
Jordan Bree Long
Norwegian Helmswoman
Sarah Luther
Teddy Lyngaas
Lord Lyngaas
Sam Macon
Evan Murphy
Messenger
Ryan Plato
The Executioner's Friend
Scott Reeder
Don London
Tyson Reeder
John Riepenhoff
Sarah Swant
Chris James Thompson
Emily Treolo
Science Officer
Steven Wetzel
Priest
Les Lois de l'hospitalité
L'Union sacrée
Toto Tours Italy
Les larmes d'un homme
Mort à Venise
Capitaines courageux
Windstruck
Le Cheik blanc
Le Convoi des braves
L'Odyssée De L'African Queen
Tetsuo II
L'Heure d'été
L'Étau
Chérie je me sens rajeunir
La Momie
Sacred Heart
747 en péril
Les Ripoux
Les Comancheros
Taste of the Sea 2: One Year Later