Johnny Vegas

Terry

Sian Gibson

Gemma

Sheila Reid

Mildred

James Fleet

Captain Jack Pearson

Felicity Montagu

Denise

Sue Johnston

Colleen

Doon Mackichan

Emily Valentine

Tony Gardner

Justin Valentine

Don Gilet

Alan

Taj Atwal

Tracey

David Mumeni

DJ Bobby

Georgie Glen

Hilda

Muzz Khan

Security Guard

Shanika Ocean

Melanie

Macey Eddy

Emma

Zoë Carey-Williams

Hen

Jason Cook

Janus

Jane McDonald

Herself