Brad Raider

Jay Garvey

Busy Philipps

Jenny

Sean Murray

Nick Kepper

Travis Wester

Leon Hornberger

Adrienne Barbeau

Judge Stern

Gary Grubbs

Senator Claxton

Chris Wylde

Frank

Michael Spound

Hotel Representative

Joel Brooks

Judge

Shashawnee Hall

Professor Kingston

deMann

J.C.

Roberto Raad

Phillips

Jake Head

Ox (as Jacob Head)

Joshua Wheeler

Gator

Judah Friedlander

Mervin

Shawn Hoffman

Neville

Wendi Winburn

Attractive Cop

Edward James Gage

Large Black Man

Adam Drescher

Desk Sergeant Connors

Cheryl Francis Harrington

Fantasy Sequence Prosecutor

Jackie Debatin

Serenity

Ishtar Uhvana

Rapture

Joe Bays

Bikini Contest Man

Nick Swardson

Jack the Pee Boy

M.F. Dinan

Defecating Frat Guy