Warren Mitchell

Alf Garnett

Dandy Nichols

Else Garnett

Adrienne Posta

Rita Rawlins (née Garnett)

Paul Angelis

Michael 'Mike' Rawlins

John Le Mesurier

Ronald Frewin

Patsy Byrne

Mrs. Frewin

Roy Kinnear

Wally

John Bird

Willis

Roy Hudd

Milkman

Joan Sims

Gran

Arthur Askey

Arthur Askey

George Best

George Best

Max Bygraves

Max Bygraves

Julie Ege

Julie Ege

Kenny Lynch

Kenny Lynch

Bobby Moore

Bobby Moore

Eric Sykes

Eric Sykes

Tom Chadbon

Jim

Margaret Heald

First Bird

Patricia Quinn

Second Bird – Jim's Girlfriend

Derek Griffiths

Rex

Ellis Dale

Clerk

Cleo Sylvestre

Bus Conductress

Ken Wynne

Non-Smoker

Arnold Diamond

Policeman

Richard Speight

Child

J.G. Devlin

Irishman in Pub

Sam Kydd

Man (uncredited)