Andrew Wilson

Dennis Buckstead

Fred Willard

Bishop Linderman

Clint Howard

Gene Jensen

Gary Coleman

Charles Higgins

Amy Stewart

Susan Buckstead

Ross Brockley

Mickey Morgan

Chad Long

Don Weaver

Stan Ellsworth

Jeremiah Jones

Steve Anderson

Thurman

Sina Amedson

Nadar

Curt Doussett

Bruce Bracken

Larry Bagby

Blake Bracken

Thurl Bailey

Moses Mahoney

Mindy B. Young

Bertha

Dillan Conrad

Billy Buckstead

Hilary Hughes

Heather Buckstead

Melanie Harding

Jeremiah's Wife

Catherine Shumway

Gene's Wife

Keri Hatfield

Maxine

Bita Adabkhah

Duki

Dale Critchlow

Rodney Munch

Rodney Hundley

Himself

Mark Eaton

Himself

Michael Birkeland

Referee / Umpire

Jimmy Chunga

Referee / Umpire

Travis Eberhard

Adam

Brooke Kalama

Penny Higgins

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar II

Julius Higgins

Kevin Whimpy

Trey Higgins

Kyle Whimpy

MJ Higgins

Johnny Biscuit

Roy

David Nibley

Doctor

Joe Wilson

Mr. Snead

Sue Rowe

Reporter

Carrie Bowers

Woman with Bangs

Cathy Madsen

Hillary

Dan 'Sqwiggs' Jaster

Fat Guy

Pete May

Newsreel Narrator (voice)

Jeff Olson

Building Supervisor

Larry H. Miller

Himself

Rachel Good

Parking Lot Mother

Riley Terry

Parking Lot Baby

Dave Hanson

Angry Homeowner

Travis Welch

Don's Kid

Chandler Smith

Don's Kid

Kandi James

Drama Queen

Kala Alexander

Carlos Munos

Johnie Tolman

Padded Player

Aaron Shobar

Complainer

Matt Hale

Complainer

Vern Cottrell

Hairy Player

Maclain Nelson

Slap-Happy Player

Tim Whitaker

Slap-Happy Player

Alex Frazier

Inner City Basketball Kid

Spencer Greer

Inner City Basketball Kid

Parker Wright

Inner City Basketball Kid

Patrick Lyons

Inner City Basketball Kid

David Ojuka

Inner City Basketball Kid

Zach Frazier

Inner City Basketball Kid

Larry Schlappi

Crystal Hills Coach

Peter Pilling

Crystal Hills Coach

Tyler Schlappi

Crystal Hills Team

David Wayne Callahan

Crystal Hills Team

David Rodee

Crystal Hills Team

Bill Poppin

Crystal Hills Team

Karl Riding

Crystal Hills Team

Jared Parrish

Crystal Hills Team

Ben Peterson

Crystal Hills Team

Kip Fowler

Crystal Hills Team

Mark Madsen

Crystal Hills Team

Leroy "Big Budah" Te'o

Polynesian Team

Daryn Tufts

Polynesian Team

Sekoa Aiono

Polynesian Team

Manoa Benjamin

Polynesian Team

Michael Faasou

Polynesian Team

Rudy Aiono

Polynesian Team

Spencer Pei

Polynesian Team

Nuuli Brown

Polynesian Team

Edward Gasu

Polynesian Team

Peleti A. Pulu

Polynesian Team

Joseph Morgan

Polynesian Team

Howard Tapusoa

Polynesian Team

Sione Fehoko

Polynesian Team

Richard Rowley

Polynesian Team

Ray Purcell

Polynesian Team

Tom Farnsworth

Yellow Team

Denny Barney

Yellow Team

Brad Plowman

Yellow Team

Del Tanner

Yellow Team

Brad Arnett

Yellow Team

Scott Simas

Yellow Team

Dave Pothier

Yellow Team

Brian Mason

Yellow Team

Mike Schlappi

Wheelchair Player

Casey Scott

Smart Mouthed Player

Mike Mecham

Upset Crowd Member

Bernie Diamond

Old Man Player

Ricky Carter

Man in Sweats

Jonny Craddock

Basketball Kicker

Amber Bollinger

Church Lady

Amber Hawkins

Church Lady

Jacob Stayner

Young Dennis

Justin Thornson

Young Bruce

Tyler Workman

Young Blake

Brad Call

Bakery Assistant