Michael Sheen

Colin

Mark Addy

Ron

Eric Bristow

The Crafty Cockney

Russ Bray

Darts Announcer

Jim Carter

Geoff

Celia Imrie

Sonja

Mark Strong

Ian

Phillipa Peak

Sarah

Jane Robbins

Sandra

Ruth Jones

Mandy

Paul Shane

Zippy

Alan Williams

Deno

James Corden

Shady

Joe Dempsie

Craig

Rupert Procter

Trevor

Rob Jarvis

Bob Derby

Bill Rodgers

Dennis

Kate Rusby

Herself

Silas-Paul Simpson

Andy

Russell Hayes

Russ

Paul Slack

Mick

Emily Aston

Service Station Waitress

Paul Popplewell

Gulliver's Kingdom Soldier (uncredited)

Jade Rhodes

Ebony

Raymond Waring

Forest Man

Romy Baskerville

Troupe Leader

Tony Monroe

"Nessun Dorma" Manager

Margaret Blakemore

"Nessun Dorma" Barmaid

Jason Hamer

Motorbike Salesman

Mel Gibson

Coach Driver

Hazel Monaghan

Greenie