Naseeruddin Shah

Inspector Ghote

Stellan Skarsgård

Axel Svensson

Amjad Khan

Lala Heera Lal

Madhur Jaffrey

Mrs. Lal

Annu Kapoor

Tiny Man

Archana Puran Singh

Miss Twinkle

Dalip Tahil

Dilip Lal

Dinshaw Daji

Mr. Perfect

Johnny Walker

Jain

Mohan Agashe

A.C.P. Samant

Rajesh Vivek

Zero Police

Ratna Pathak Shah

Pratima Ghote

Salim Ghouse

Caste-Marks Goonda

Sameer Kakkar

Felix Sousa

Vinod Nagpal

Minister

Sakina Jaffrey

Neena Lal (introducing)

Nayeem Hafizka

Prem Lal (introducing)

Baba Majgoakar

Jeweler

Viju Khote

Head Constable

Wahid Chowhan

Producer

Imaad Shah

Ved Ghote

Gopi Krishna

Dance Master

Pearl Padamsee

Nurse

Lilliput (M. M. Faruqui)

Black Shirt

Bomi Kapadia

Sgt. Moos