Graham Low

Walter Marshall

Oli van der Vijver

The Squint

Nicola Stapleton

The Pint Sized Hussy

Martin Curtis

Running Sore

Jeremy Beadle

Himself

Neil Mullarkey

Master of Cermonies

Dan Palmer

'Pile-On' Kid

William Cornes

Sheriff Marshall

Quentin Green

Jimmy James

Mark Sheffield

Calamity Keith

Edgar Wright

Cheesy Voiceover Artist / Two Bit Farmer Cameo

James Lance

Gringolini

Sebastian Smith

Quick Draw Ali MacGraw

Richard Green

The Old Codger

Edward Scotland

The Clerk

Stuart Low

The Oscar Nominated Bartender

Amy Bowles

Yanks With A Fist