Amanda Flowers

Claudia Merryweather

Aurelio Voltaire

Verum the LoveSick Butler

Schoolly D

The President of the United States

Kansas Bowling

Nancy the Demon Cheerleader

Jurgen Azazel Munster

Dr. Orbert Wescraft

Lloyd Kaufman

The Chief of Police

Mister Lobo

Narrator / The Author

Savvy Jaye

Dancer

Brenda Marie Dunn

The Undead Bride

Elizabeth D'Ambrosio

Maude East

John Patrick Brennan

Bacon Cheeseburger