Amanda Flowers

Claudia Merryweather

Aurelio Voltaire

Verum the LoveSick Butler

Schoolly D

The President of the United States

Kansas Bowling

Nancy the Demon Cheerleader

Jurgen Azazel Munster

Dr. Orbert Wescraft

Lloyd Kaufman

The Chief of Police

Mister Lobo

Narrator / The Author

Savvy Jaye

Dancer

Brenda Marie Dunn

The Undead Bride

Elizabeth D'Ambrosio

Maude East

John Patrick Brennan

Bacon Cheeseburger

Alan Merrill

Alan Merryweather

Sara Kaiser

Yolpie Malone

Mickala McFarlane

Mickala Lightning

Sofe Cote

Margaret East

Max Husten

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