Lloyd Kaufman

Presenter

Samantha Acampora

Beth (segment "Fondue or Die")

Rahel Kapsaski

Madame Spookarella/ Miss Page

Selene Kapsaski

Babette Bombshell

Narrator (segment "Waxhouse Rock")

Hetty Baynes

Blanche Dumas / Dr. Bambi Cocteau

Phil Bufano

Ash (segment The Itch)

Walter Martyn Cabell

General Babcock / President Tramp / VO (voices)

Ross Heath

Zoe Pearce