Martine McCutcheon

Gertie Roberts

Alan Davies

Donald Roberts

Adam Deacon

Herbie Lane

Jamie Foreman

Charlie McQueen

Brenock O'Connor

David Roberts

Tom Owen

Mr Blake

Ewen MacIntosh

Derek Dobson

Daniel Hill

Mr Travis

Lucy-Jane Quinlan

Emelda

Tomi May

Jeff Barnes

Mark Dymond

Peter Batchelor

Anna Danshina

Anoushka

Gareth Hale

Dick Ellis

Danny Midwinter

Tony Soper

TJ Herbert

Roy Oliver

Ross Anderson

Alan Stonebridge

Alex Woodhall

Ginger Warburton

Betsy Blue-English

Angie

Jim Conway

Barry Stringer

Rav Wilding

Policeman #1

Luke J.I. Smith

Knuckles

Mark Griffin

'Brian' West Ham Manager

Joan Hodges

Mrs. Meredith

Christopher Fosh

Burly Steward

Jason Rhodes

'Robbo' West Ham Player