Sean Stone

Fist

Alexander Wraith

El Guapo

Jason Scott Jenkins

Pop Locking Boxer

Jeremy London

Superfoot

Jason London

Lightning Leg

Danny Trejo

Nino Grande

Bill Goldberg

Supervisor

Ron Jeremy

Himself

Michael Dudikoff

Superboss

Richard Grieco

The Albanian

Tommy Lister Jr.

Superfly

Sam J. Jones

Flash/Man with the Golden Fleece

Jena Sims

Chastity

Ernie Reyes Jr.

Padawan

Michael Winslow

The Argonaut

Tommy Davidson

Homeless Comic

Victor Ortiz

Manolo

Bianca Bree

Anna-Conda

Cynthia Rothrock

Counter Attendant

Taimak

Dragon

Don Wilson

Master Duck Suck Song

Gene LeBell

The Boss

Maryse Mizanin

Macy Does