Alan Oppenheimer

Miles Rathbourne

David Letterman

Dan Cochran

Lee Delano

Seedy Man

Ron Carey

Angelo Bertinelli

Murphy Dunne

Dr. Burnett

Michael Fairman

Mayor of Ewell

Mel Brooks

Adolf Hitler

James Cromwell

Bernard Mantee

Valerie Curtin

Mother Superior

Richard Libertini

Salesman

Richard Stahl

The D.A.

Sharon Spelman

Eva Braun

Peggy Pope

Prisoner

Bill Fiore

Prisoner

Harvey Solin

Researcher

Charles Murphy

Border Guard

Lewis Arquette

Deputy

Larry Hankin

Nutritionist

Ketty Lester

Nutritionist

Julie Payne

Amateur Surgeon

Michael Fairman

The Mayor

Ira Miller

Tony Messina

Larry Strauss