Peter MacNicol

Martin

Christopher Lee

King Vladimir V

Dana Hill

Princess Amanda

David Warner

Zandor, the Inkeeper

Frank Zappa

Attila

Vincent Price

Narrator (voice)

Jeff Corey

Father

Jack Riley

Sexton / Deacon

Gary Springer

Older Brother

Gary Schwartz

Headless Man

David McCharen

Gargoyle / Horrible Man #1

Mitchel Evans

Horrible Man #2

Roy Johns

The Mums

Albie Selznick

The Mums

Nathan Stein

The Mums

Regis Parton

Grim Reaper (uncredited)

Shelley Duvall

Self - Host (uncredited)