Frankie Howerd

Private Lurk

Hermione Baddeley

Madame Monique

Robert Coote

General Burke

Bill Fraser

Sergeant Major Groping

Lance Percival

Colonel von Gutz

Dora Bryan

Auntie Cora Crumpington

Peter Bull

General von Kobler

Jonathan Cecil

Captain Nigel Phipps-Fortescue

Percy Herbert

Corporal Lovechild

William Mervyn

Lord Twithampton

Madeline Smith

Fanny

Stanley Holloway

The Great Vincento

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mata Hari

David Battley

Midgeley

Nicholas Bennett

Mallett

Michael Brennan

Military Policeman

Veronica Clifford

Velma

Mischa De La Motte

Diplomat

Vernon Dobtcheff

Muller

Kenneth Fortescue

General Burke's Aide-de-Camp

Robert Gillespie

French Officer

Peter Greenwell

Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the Orchestra

Derek Griffiths

El Puncturo

Harvey Hall

Military Policeman

Gertan Klauber

Donner

Stanley Lebor

Blitzen

Ingo Mogendorf

Captain Hamburger

Toni Palmer

1st Buttercup Girl

Patricia Quinn

Magda

Linda Gray

Lady Twithampton

Mike Grady

Newsboy

Barrie Gosney

Stage Manager

Bob Hoskins

Recruiting Sergeant

Andy Bradford

Dispatch Rider

Andrew McCulloch

Soldier

Alan Rebbeck

Winking Soldier

Bozena

Frou Frou

Ian Talbot

Soldier at Monique's

Parnell McGarry

Fat Nurse

Leena Skoog

Nurse

Delia Sainsbury

2nd Buttercup Girl

Madhav Sharma

Indian Officer

Lesley Anderson

Buttercup Girl

Judy Gridley

Buttercup Girl

Maggie Vincent

Buttercup Girl

Wendy Lukins

Buttercup Girl

Nicola Rowley

French Girl

Pip Miller

Waiter

Liz Gold

Mademoiselle from Armentieres (uncredited)

Jennifer Guy

Whore (uncredited)

Victor Harrington

British Officer (uncredited)

Sidney Kean

Singing Soldier (uncredited)

Lorna Kilner

Lady Dancing at Ball (uncredited)

Margaret Stuart

Prostitute (uncredited)

John Tatham

British Officer (uncredited)

Joe Wadham

Ambulance Driver (uncredited)

Ron Watkins

British Solider (uncredited)