Frankie Howerd

Lurk

Bill Fraser

Groping

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mata Hari

William Mervyn

Lord Twithampton

Linda Gray

Lady Twithampton

Jonathan Cecil

Nigel Phipps-Fortescue

Madeline Smith

Fanny

Nicholas Bennett

Mallett

Mike Grady

Newsboy

Dora Bryan

Cora Crumpington

Stanley Holloway

The Great Vincento

Veronica Clifford

Velma

Peter Greenwell

Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the orchestra

Barrie Gosney

Stage Manager

Bob Hoskins

Recruiting Sergeant

Lance Percival

Von Gutz

Peter Bull

Von Kobler

Leena Skoog

Nurse