John Ritter

President Chet Roosevelt

Harvey Korman

Monty Rushmore

Fred Willard

Vincent Vanderhoff

Chief Dan George

Sam Birdwater

Richard Schaal

Jerry

Peter Riegert

Eric McMurkin

Nancy Morgan

Lucy Beth

Meat Loaf

Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz

Elvis Costello

The Earl of Manchester

Howard Hesseman

Kip Margolis

Jay Leno

Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)

Peter Marshall

Himself

Nellie Bellflower

Missy, VP Advertising

Zane Buzby

Mouling Jackson

Terence McGovern

Danny Olson

Tommy Lasorda

Jimmy Dumphy

Jimmy Weldon

Big Jim, VP Research

Robert Beer

David Eisenhower

Allan Arbus

Moishe Weitzman

David Opatoshu

Abdul Muhammad

George Carlin

Narrator

Janie Squire

Student

Dorothy Stratten

Americathon Stage Dancer

Geno Andrews

Chris Broder

Cynthia Windham

Dancer

David Opatoshu

Abdul Mohammad

Nellie Bellflower

Missy, VP Armstrong

J.A. Preston

Morty

Regis Cordic

Herb

Michael Mislove

Mickey

Althea Lawton

Sherri

John Creamer

Oliver Holmes

George Memmoli

Blinky Fun

Gary Wood

Paul Claude Terrando

Ben Fong-Torres

Chinese

John Lone

Chinese

Rollin Moriyama

Chinese

Mitsu Yashima

Chinese

Greta Gratz

Princess Birdwater

Lenard George

Lenny Birdwater

George Fisher

Al Feisal

Jim Burke

Commando

David S. Cass Sr.

Commando #2

Fred Lerner

Commando #3

Mike H. McGaughy

Commando 4

Jamie Masada

Commando 5

Richard Reicheg

Commando 6

Joe Rizkallah

Commando 7

Dede Howard

Cindy

Michael Collins

Mr Broder

Sosimo Hernandez

Juan Flan

John Welsh

Ben

Damon Bradley Raskin

Timmy

Georgi Irene

Baby Irene

Jeannine Irene

Irene's Mother

May Boss

Adele Miller

Dom Magwili

Mouling's Manager

Ron Prince

Head Electrician

Joe Finnegan

Assistant Electrician

Gene LeBell

Referee

Kurt Taylor

Reporter 1

Doug Steckler

Reporter 2

Valerie Danielle Perri

TV Production Assistant

Darlene Joy Dirkquist

Monty's Girl 1

Ilona Wilson

Montys Girl 2

Cynthia Zigeti

Secretary

Olesley Cole

Costumer

Bobby Baum

Tailor

Stan Barrett

Stage Hand

Jon Robbins

Stage Hand

Loren Janes

Stage Hand

Jay Ross

Cameraman

Teri Schwartz

Tourist

Selma Archerd

Telethon Phone Celebrity

Robert Starr

TV Technician

Neal Israel

Rabbi Protester

Art Musto

Karen Hartman

Jerry Layne

Michael St. Clair

Willie Tyler

Elena Del Rubio

Milly Del Rubio

Eadie Del Rubio

Eric Lee

Carl Carlsson

Ruth Carlsson

Tony Cappola

Dick Winslow

Jerry Maren

Zelda Rubinstein

Jimmy Briscoe

Elizabeth Barrington

Harry Monty

Frank Delfino

Anita Liebert

Chester Hayes

Linda Montana

Skeeter Vaughan

Maurice Cook

Sophia Bibbs

Michael McLoughlin

Larry Ahlman

Merrill Hardy

Ronald J May

Freddie Spencer

Alan Peterson

Eric Boles

Robert Strom

Don Seigal

Kal Szkalak

Dennis Tinerino

Jake Steinfeld

Tom Platz

Jim Yosenchak

Tony Clark Stewart

Christopher Lowry

Richard Rossington

Fred Wilson

David Pomeranz

Lori Lieberman

Billie Barnum

Maxine Anderson

Lee Lund

Smith Wordes

Cindy DeVore

Sandy Rovetta

Eddie Verso

Edward J Helm

Marianna Pecora

Deborah Ann Rouston

Warren Lucas

Bruce Keeler

Johnny Oliver

Chris Page

Jon Wolff

John Mayhan

Pat Zicari

Carmen Fanzone

Michael Egan

Michael George

Bob Rafkin

Frank Fabio

Henry Newmark

John Carradine

Uncle Sam

Nay K. Dorsey

Bicycle Rider

Al Beaudine

Spectator at Inauguration

Alison Brown

Americathon Stage Dancer

Elizabeth Carder

Clergy

Jimmy Carter

Self (Archive Footage)

Donald Chaffin

Terry Donohue

Technical DIrector

Len Felber

Steven Hauptman

Bicyclist

Birl Jonns

Helen Kelly

Jef Labes

Mike McCartney

Ventriloquist

Cybill Shepherd

Gold Girl (Uncredited)

Bob Templeton

Cynthia Windham

Sandy Rovetta

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