Robbie Coltrane

Francis Forbes Clunie

Fiona Fullerton

Dr. Olive Branch

Jean Anderson

Mrs Napier

Craig Ferguson

Det. Sgt. Ure

Aine O'Connor

Lauren McCall

Aine O'Connor

Lauren MacCall

Midge Ure

Gus McCurdie

Ron Donachie

Davie

Jimmie MacGregor

Hughie

Natasha Gerson

Nurse Josephine

Eilidh Fraser

Nurse Betty

Alec Heggie

McTaggart

Bill Murdoch

Bald Santa

Jake D'Arcy

Drunken Bum

Terry Neason

Krankie Woman

Sheila Duffy

Newscaster

Fenella Kerr

Reporter

Moss Heights

Poor Joe Pavarotti

Andrew Dallmeyer

Van Centre Manager

Ken Manners

Van Washer

Jim Boyce

Dougie

Allan Sharpe

Rab

Michelle Esclapez

Mr McCurdie's PA

Harry Glass

Newsvendor

Rab Handleigh

Taxi Driver

Seamus Gubbins

Bar Manager

Garry Stewart

Bartender

Ron Paterson

MC

Freddie Boardley

Tam Burlaine

Allan Ross

Archie

Iain McColl

Marksman