C. Thomas Howell

David Settles

Cristina Maxwell

Lucy

Fred Williamson

Gabriel

Val Lauren

Etch-A-Sketch

Michael Parks

Benny the Heckler

Fred Willard

Longfellow

Jeff Stearns

Jake Thompson

Tara D'Agostino

Marni Elliot

Crew Hamilton

Jonesy

James Dalesandro

Mr. Berto

Jen Dede

Lisa

Edward Albert

Marc

James Parks

Fresno Pete

Vanessa Dorman

Shelly Lancaster

Joe Restivo

Millhouse

Amir Talai

Ralph

E. Paul Edwards

Marcus

Dominic Comperatore

Alan

Tucker Smallwood

Franklin

Sabree

Jonetta

Justin Urich

Chrome Harley

Susan Han

Slam

Tammy Caplan

Angie

Jerry Quickley

Jerry

Judy Ben-Asher

Self Love Sarah

Bridget Gray

Bridget

Rives

Self

King Mustafa Obafemi

Leopold

Andrea Helene

Mouse

Marita de Lara

Thunder Woman

A. Barrett Worland

Teezer

Marcus A. York

Big Al

Spencer Ryan

Booker

Cledia Barsottelli

Bartender

Jacob Edwards

Young Jake

Jeanne Elfant Festa

Mrs. Thompson

Jade Hykush

Poet

Javon Johnson

Self

April Jones

Poet

Mark Westerdale

Audience Member

Cory Williams

Judge Jackson

David Zimmerman

The Unknown Poet

Cher Scarlett

Audience Member

Joseph DeVito

Motorcycle Gang (uncredited)

Winston Engle

Audience Member