Mike Jittlov

Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov

Paige Moore

Cindy Lite / Dancer / Pretty Hitchhiker

Richard Kaye

Harvey Bookman

Deven Chierighino

Brian Lucas / Photographer (as David Conrad)

John Massari

Steve Shostakovich / Photographer

Philip Michael Thomas

Policeman Mickey Polanko

Steve Brodie

Lucky Straeker

Lynda Aldon

Policewoman Minnie Smith

Gary Schwartz

Canadian Thug

Frank LaLoggia

American Thug

Arnetia Walker

Tina Dreem / Running Girl

Angelique Pettyjohn

Dora Belair

Laurie Rose

Bellydancer / Running Girl

Forrest J. Ackerman

Mustached Man at Garage Sale

Will Ryan

All the Unions / Mr. President (voice) (as William Z. Ryan)

Chuck McCollum

Meteor Man

Ward Kimball

The IRS Chief

Alan White

The Horned One